absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
a search helicopter?!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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