Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
