my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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