There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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