You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
