Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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