no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
It was confusing and full of hummus
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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