I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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