STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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