You really coming over, don't trick.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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