Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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