I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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