My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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