Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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