my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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