All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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