theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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