absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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