I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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