you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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