it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
love makes seman taste better
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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