4 words: hood of his car
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Still dying that you shit outside
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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