i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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