Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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