You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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