i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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