either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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