He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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