if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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