Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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