its not stalking. its research.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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