No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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