we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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