if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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