Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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