Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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