Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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