Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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