At least make sure they are 18
Why
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Randomize
