No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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