Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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