Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Randomize
