just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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