let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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