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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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