Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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