Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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