There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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