I must be too annoying 4 u.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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