Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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