Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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