I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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