dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
A+ Viking dick
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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