I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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