He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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