So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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