thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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