The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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